At St. Hockeysticks School for Aggressive Young Women, Arts subjects are terribly underfunded and their problems largely ignored by management. The department heads meet to discuss what can be done about this unjust state of affairs.
Art: The arts in this school are terribly underfunded!
Music: I agree, it’s a shocking state of affairs.
Theatre: We must do something about it.
Music: The orchestra needs more instruments! I think we should campaign for more instruments.
Art: Well, yes, that is a problem, but also my classes have been trying to get by on the same tube of Titanium White all term.
Theatre: And there may not be a school play at all this year unless the bake sale next week is a major hit.